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You drive a Porsche. I’m jealous.

I’m one of those people who can’t let go of things that I feel are wrong. Call it a.. unique personality trait. Also, let me make it clear, I have nothing against Porsche or their owners. What I do have a problem with, is people who park as if they are entitled to more space. [...]

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UAE: 10 years for spreading false rumors

Cnsorship

As an expat in the UAE, I have grown accustomed to accepting laws and regulations that wouldn’t necessarily sit well with me if I were a citizen. I’m constantly reminded that I am not a stakeholder but rather, a guest. I knew the deal coming in, so I have no qualms about it. As a [...]

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Emirates NBD ATM looks broken into

The Emirates NBD ATM looks like someone tried to break into. It’s been this way for about 2 months now. This doesn’t make me want to stick my card in there.

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Is ArabCrunch’s Gaith Delusional or On To Something?

“You wanna criticize dog, try a little mo I’m so tired of this I could blow, fire in the hole I’m fired up so fire up the lighter and the dro Better hold on a little tighter here I go” – Eminem, On Fire   I liked ArabCrunch. I liked it a lot. Then, out [...]

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It Ain’t Trickin’ If You Got It!

Jameel Al Theyab wrote an op-ed piece on how some Gulf Arabs are vulgar in their display of wealth, most specifically in London. It’s your typical light-weight editorial you would get on the last page or similar. I was, however, disappointed by the writing itself. Al Theyab first goes on naming places and things that [...]

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Tickler Needed: Must Have Nimble Hands

We get a lot of job applications. Every day. Most of those are never even read. If you’re an electrical engineer and you’re applying for a job with us, I hope you never find a job. Sorry, no sympathy from me. You’re too lazy to even know who you’re emailing. Spammers get no love. So [...]

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Hymen restoration – really?

I’ve often read these stories of hymen restoration (e.g. http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/8641099.stm) and found them to be disturbing to say the least. There are a few things that come to mind: 1) If you are planning on spending the rest of your life with some guy who will not spend his life with you because blood won’t come [...]

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Going enterprise on a shoe-string budget – Part 1

So you have your core team and you’re ready to start pitching and getting business. You have no idea what [...]

The morphing face of Western diplomacy

Not too long ago, Western diplomats kept a relatively lower profile. Ambassadors acted as a representative of their governments to [...]

Everybody loves Daoud

When Wikileaks decided to dump all US diplomatic cables it had in its possession, we were finally able to see [...]

You drive a Porsche. I’m jealous.

I’m one of those people who can’t let go of things that I feel are wrong. Call it a.. unique [...]

The Motorola Xoom 10.1 tablet: A REAL Review

Motorola Xoom

I have been happy with the iPad. Very happy even. It brought the joy of reading back in my life. [...]

Let there be profit in education

Education is often seen as a noble endeavor. One that respects the tutor and the student. It is also a [...]